Can you guess where this package is going?!?!

Prizes from Noodles!

So, this is the deal: about 495028 million years ago I won the Mad Libs' contest on Noodles' blog and have YET to post all the goodies I received!

Let me at that box! I know it's for me!

Check it out!!! An apple squeaky, a poop bag holder to attach to my leash (so mom can easily pick up my poops! BOL!), and a BONEY-BONE (which lasted about .00038 seconds)!!!

Toby, in true Toby fashion, stole the toy and proceeded to stink it up with his garbage breath! Ugh!

And we need to include the sexy photo of Noodles in her bikini!!!

My Mad Libs answers went like this:

Every year in July, THE PUG PUG has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried WALLYMELONon a stick, and the face- DEVOURING stand, THE PUG PUG always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw MARLENE DIETRICH BEGGING at a stand across from SEQUOIA NATIONAL FOREST! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw OTIS SNIFFING  MILO & OTIS. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw BRIAN (from Family Guy) LICKING  A PUG IS A DOG by Kenn Nesbitt!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's THE PUG picnic would be remembered for a long time!

BOL! I'm so clever! Thanks, Noodles, for the fun activity and for sending me prizes!

This is a common sight in our house! I like to guard the toys that Toby wants to play with simply so he can't play with them! BOL! I keep the toy between my paws and dare him to come get it!

Meeting Alley

 Oh. My. Pug. I am soooo sorry for not having blogged in, like, 82375902437 years! I promised I would introduce you to my cousin, Alley, whom I met last month. I was uncertain of allowing her in my territory at first; I chased her and barked at her to show her who's boss! Mom says that I would calm down after a while and then, after not seeing her for a few hours, would start to bark and chase her again, almost as if I had forgotten she was here! I say, whatevs, I was simply staying in charge.

Alley and I are posing pretty!

Trying to catch up on my blogging!

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, right? Which means all of you puggies love me so, so much! Over the past month I have spent time with my dad's family and met my cousin, Alley, a blue heeler (photos to come); mom went on an unexpected road trip to her niece's funeral, during which time dad put me to work at the office (the nerve! photos to come of me working my curly tail off!); I had my 3 favorite aunties, g-ma, and cousin over for a week-long slumber party; AND I received prizes in the mail from Noodles (photos to come)! Whew! Until I have a chance to update you with new photos of Yours Truly, I will leave you with a photo of me and mom 1.5 years ago. This is one of mom's favorite pictures because I am giving her puggy kisses!

Mom and I are picking up auntie Noelle from the airport! Ooooh! The excitement!