What is wrong with this picture?

Here I am about to roll onto my back for belly rubs. Can you see what is wrong with this picture, aside from the fact that my belly is NOT being rubbed yet?! Also, can you guess who is to BLAME?!

"poor pug!"

I hope when people say: "poor pug!", they're talking about me!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, friends! I hope you all received boney-bones in your stockings! Xoxo

Seriously?!

Seriously, mom?!

What the what?!

This wasn't part of the agreement!

What do you mean, "safe for now"?!?!

Take THAT!

He deserved it, looking at me with those beady eyes and floppy ears!